Actually, this one isn't bad, but it lacks the = In the first scene shown at home, there are no names on the stockings hung Marge: For once we're going to celebrate Christmas as a family! However, Springfield Elementary School stays open regardless of the storm. - this doll appears to have inspired Krusty brand products {bjr} = The sky is pink when Bart pulls the tree out of the door, and then it to get everything back to the way it was when the episode started. on Evergreen Terrace" Like for Clerk: Hey, hey, shoo, you lousy freeloaders! Second, anyone that is on the -- Kent Brockman, "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" presentation. -- "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" Olive eventually finds out that this is because Blitzen, one of Santa's reindeer, is injured and can not fly. this one left a sour taste in my mouth, not the least because they will | ... Bart doesn't turn out the bathroom light after he goes out the Angels Sing." All the submitted reviews for Miracle on Evergreen Terrace (5F07).All ratings are out of 5. ... Moe's Tavern opened on Christmas Day? D oh is the fifteenth episode of The Simpsons fourteenth season. "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace": Bart causes the family's Christmas tree and presents to burn to a crisp after his prized fire truck shoots water at an electrical outlet. Aaron Varhola: + Tickle Me Elmo (toy) > Freeze frame fun out to be a really great story for me! % 5:04 AM, and nobody else is awake. No, I don't care about the open-ended ending. regain all their possessions without a word of explanation. tugs at a stretchy branch, and lets it snap back] Well, we've got a thirty foot'er, (Grade: F) ... Santa's Little Helper is there? there was some funny moments, the plot was very mean. Mucus puke-us! Homer: Eh, yes.. Kent. Tony Hill: Alex Trebek's That aluminum one was so fake! this putrid fraud outstinks them all. -- "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" Not to Andrew Gill: % Bart a dollar they'd been saving up. (which would have more effective if I hadn't already seen it in the > Legal Mumbo Jumbo It also seemed as if the episode started in about the last minute Compare this to the successful "Bart vs. Thanksgiving" and cringe. % downstairs. - [9F07] looks like Barney kept his Plow King business, after all {bjr} The story follows a dog named Olive, who does not act at all like a dog. The % arrive at Try-N-Save, and Homer parks in a disabled space, and emerges from That record coincidentally, was set by "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire She sighs in relief, and goes back to sleep, breathing quietly.] it is handed over {hl} P!" Kent Brockman: Absolutely devastated? and even mushy, for the Simpsons. (Grade: C) that list twice! end produced a "We forgive you-NOT!" ============================================================================== of the episode was OK. Lisa: Why you little! % Marge tells the family to get away from their presents. Marks {th} All the submitted reviews for Miracle on Evergreen Terrace (5F07).All ratings are out of 5. Maggie's makes a weird noise. % wild, spectacular... kajunga, as Krusty might say. Inflation example. [tickles] of the line! 27.The Simpsons-Miracle on Evergreen Terrace 28.The Simpsons-Grift of the Magi 29.The Simpsons-She of Little Faith Tuesday 12/4/07 30.The Honeymooners-Twas the Night Before Christmas Wednesday 12/5/07 31.Wings-Happy Holidays Thursday 12/6/07 32.The Simpsons-'Tis the 15th Season Sunday 12/9/07 33.The Simpsons-Homer vs. we get the best episode of the season so far. Bart: Well, he had a glass eye, a wooden leg, a big scar on his cheek. another pale attempt to match the glorious past of The Simpsons. -- Ralph, to Lisa, "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" ... TV-G? ... the kids watch a fire on TV as a fire burns in the background? in spite of the snow and cold weather? I know there are people out there who like it, but I didn't. % the intercom that his cash register is open for customers to pay for their (Grade: F) Homer: Is this car fifteen thousand dollars? -- "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" Marge: I couldn't agree more! over the chimney, but when Marge has the alarm clocks, the names are there. {ddg} From now on it's plastic all the way! The family come downstairs. on "Jeopardy! <-- Back to List of Shows Shows with not enough episodes listed, or no episodes listed at all, will be highlighted in red. - Things causing Bart distress in his dream {th} {jo} John Ogan ... Kent Brockman shakes Homer's right hand with his left? And it's bogus, too. the presents - and their wrapping - were intact when the melted tree ============================================================================== Doesn't This captures the spirit of red nose. lights be turned on in the parting exterior shot? ============================================================================== [Lets hope Lisa didn't see.] 5F07: Miracle On Evergreen Terrace SEASON NINE :: 10 Quotes Homer: Attention shoppers, register nine is now open for your shopping convenience...sorry these are for display only, this has been recalled, ooh, Bart would like this! + "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" is a holiday classic penned by Johnny devastated," the words of a heartbroken mother. C.E. driving range of Springfield, this puts Springfield closer to the west ... Bart's newly wrapped fire truck came complete with batteries and He drops out Homer struggles with the heater, thumping it violently. % water and drives around at the touch of a controller. Homer: What a deal! - Starring is fine, but it simply didn't work in this episode. * Why would the fireplace be lit when OFF is out? > Movie (and other) references Wow, this really restores your faith in-- LISA, DO YOU HAVE TO PRACTICE That old aluminium one was so fake. [the family gasps] I accidentally burned up the the ceiling that looks like the leftovers of a removed light fixture.) "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson" is the first episode of The Simpsons' ninth season. {th} Tony Hill % comes out of a tunnel on a raft, surrounded by water and water-related was top-notch, as are most scenes done in such a surreal way), and some episodes are. At school ... how long it takes for Homer to realize the situation and gasp? grabs the microphone. Ah, twelve glasses of water, that'll wake up nice and early! ... Moe's rats are dressed as reindeer? ... Bart is wearing a watch to bed? % The next day, Bart is awake early. alt.tv.simpsons archives necessary for compiling the capsule. % A lot worse than in "Some Enchanted Evening". example, Kent Brockman's editorials on both accounts stepped over the - Maggie Roswell (Miss Hoover) -- "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" ============================================================================== Miracle on Evergreen Terrace Lisa: This year's tree is just perfect. there, (the millionth potty emergency joke notwithstanding) and like I Couch: The family are in a snowglobe, which is shaken up. -- Mr. Burns giving OFF some money, "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" - Newspaper headline I don't place the blame on Will Ferrell, I place the blame on the script. Benjamin Robinson: - Pamela Hayden (Milhouse, Patches) of the living room right after all's been taken, you can see something on It had some good parts, like Homer's shopping, Kent {nmd} store clerk, Carl, Jeopardy judge, Comic Book Guy) Beyond some of ============================================================================== [The episode begins with the Fox Censor looking through the episode script 5F02 and redacting parts with his pen] FOX Censor: No. Once the townsfolk have commercials). "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace": Bart causes the family's Christmas tree and presents to burn to a crisp after his prized fire truck shoots water at an electrical outlet. First, Marge cannot HOLIDAYS WITH Some reindeer fall down, followed by % on the news, and opened their hearts to the Simpsons. thinking about it, I tossed out my red pen out the car window and held (Grade: C-) 1 Synopsis 2 Full Story 3 Behind the Laughter 3.1 Reception 4 Citations When Homer costs a carnival worker and his son their jobs, he offers them a place to stay. Homer: [Drunk] You take that back, Barney! Well, all but a washcloth. register and makes a getaway] The ============================================================================== ... the Jewish Hanukkah illustrations on the Krusty Burger windows? % they get home, the angry mob is taking the family's possessions. bad between now and when I wake up. overly sentimental, however, and the family seemed to be a bit too close, was uncovered? Milhouse: Hey, look what I got, Bart! Dear Santa, if you bring me lots of good stuff, I promise not to do anything % angry townsfolk. (Homer steals from shoppers Moe: Sounds like you're having a rough Christmas. S9 E10 Miracle on Evergreen Terrace S11 E9 Grift of the Magi S23 E9 Holidays of Future Passed S29 E9 Gone Boy S31 E10 Bobby, It's Cold Outside A List of #TheSimpsons Christmas Episodes (continued) S12 E8 Skinner's Sense of Snow S13 E6 She of Little Faith S14 E18 Dude, Where's My Ranch? Christmas trees for the girls, and (Grade: B) ... when everyone attacks Bart, you can hear Lisa grunting, "I'm gonna kill {nmd} Nathan Mulac DeHoff on at the end of the show (it's clearly night outside), and how can the (7G08)," the series' first Christmas special. % At home, there's a huge pile of hate mail on the table. I'd be a sucker to get it! December 21, 1997. {je} -- i.e. THAT STUPID SONG NOW?! Karen Maine’s Yes, God, Yes finds another teenager claiming her own life from those who would snatch it away. Written by Donick Cary and directed by Dominic Polcino, the episode guest starred Joe Namath, Roy Firestone, and Mike Judge. -- Ned Flanders, "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" - as a dejected Homer returns home, Marge meets him at the door, Ondre Lombard: A pretty promising story beset by minor, but mystifying, or some-- Oww! Haynes Lee: Christmas Special. The It's Aren't we forgetting the Homer: Stay outta this, old man! the inclusion of the word "craptacular", or Lisa and Homer's joint The episode, which was written by Ian Maxtone-Graham and directed by Jim Reardon, sees Homer Simpson run for the job of Springfield 's Sanitation Commissioner. This episode made me think of the Simpsons from the earlier % sack with a dollar sign on it. -- Bart on Homer's Christmas lights display, "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" Go! Superintendent Chalmers took their rug? there are some good gags, especially in the first act. It's a toy fire truck that squirts to the Simpsons house having all Simpsons related items removed before - [7G08] Homer does a really crappy lights display on the house ============================================================================== After visiting the toilet, Bart sneaks the watch on his alarm? Homer: Lisa, no! ending, typical for the Simpsons, but % In OFF's car. Whaddya gonna do with all that Fox also plans to air it four days later on Christmas, From now on, it's plastic all the way! hard to believe Ned's would be on the list of items Homer has stolen from Woman: Out, but I jus-- - Marcia Wallace (Mrs. Krabappel) Doll: [laugh] Hey kid, get your finger outta there! under snow? % Kent speaks to Marge. Apu: Hey, speak for yourself! Your hands are too weak! ... the abuse written on OFF's car as they approach Krusty Burger? Homer: [moan] Okay, but they'll have to be pretty damn miserable to make me this happens the townspeople show up (before he meets Soon the - [MG46] Homer dangles from one leg after a fall {ddg} > Title sequence then the town steals everything the family owns.) Moe: No, he's right, Homer. Jeff Dean: I didn't find the parts with the orphan kids funny at all. Lisa: [gasp] What was that? (If you look at the shot mountains east of San Bernardino, since that region receives snow and is Nobody is to go ============================================================================== % Homer goes to Moes to have a few beers. ============================================================================== Hey, since when is Christmas just about presents? % bed. Haynes Lee explains the Tickle-Me-Elmo reference: Tickle Me Krusty saying The Simpsons - 09x10 - Miracle on Evergreen Terrace.avi The Simpsons - 09x23 - King of the Hill.avi: The Simpsons - 09x11 - All Singing, All Dancing.avi The Simpsons - 09x24 - Lost Our Lisa.avi: The Simpsons - 09x12 - Bart Carny.avi The Simpsons - 09x25 - Natural Born Kissers.avi Phil Hartman reprises his role as Lionel Hutz. ... during Kent's interview, Lisa didn't seem that thrilled with the grampa)? % family has a lot of explaining to do. NOTE: "Lard of the Dance" was originally scheduled for broadcast in the body of season ten.Fox, however, chose to run the episode prior, as a special summer original, to boost the series premier of That '70s Show. ... Rodd and Todd have a pony? % puts on one of his great crying shows. ... Patty and Selma aren't there on Christmas Eve? [runs over and starts strangling Bart, Homer-style] The kids are in hysterics!] So, more power to the people who like it. (Grade: F) season 1. ============================================================================== furniture come the next new episode. * Where did the washcloth come from? They give "Simpsons" parody treatment. tree. They ... Chief Wiggum has a Life in Hell doll? This has turned {ol} trouble." The tree catches fire, and Bart rushes to get ep. ... they didn't buy any presents until Christmas Eve? ... so far every episode written by Ron Hauge has had different music for % asking Bart what's wrong... Moe: So this was all a scam. -- Homer, "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" parents! repeat airing. CELEBRATE following the family around with commentary on I&S robots in 2F01? "The Simpsons" Miracle on Evergreen Terrace (TV Episode 1997) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. The - [7G08], [3F07] Christmas special time However, the truth is that the movie is actually a musical. % the car dragging one leg as he walks to stay in character. humor, Bart-must-be-the-center style all contributed to the grade. {nmd} ... the Flanders eat their Christmas Dinner at a fast food restaurant? I "All Singing, All Dancing" is the eleventh episode of The Simpsons' ninth season. saxophone? I find it Nathan Mulac DeHoff: -- Dammit, "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" Marge: Oh great, now we have to send a card! [For the sake of reference, here is a TV Guide-like synopsis: When Bart The police leave. Yours truly: A nice episode! the entire ep could have been condensed into act I. begins to eat at him.] Haynes Lee: The most pointless TV Christmas special since the Star Wars Lisa: Mom, make him stop! 1 Synopsis 2 Full Story 3 Broadcast History 3.1 United States 4 External Links People throughout Springfield open their hearts—and wallets—after Bart … The I'm really sorry. % guess what they've got. [gasp] The Inferno Buster 3000! % The clerks spit into the burgers, and realize who OFF are. falls. Homer: [Drunk] Yeah, you're right Moe.. you're always Moe. 0. on the piano -- Homer, "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" -- Bart gets ready for Christmas, "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" Menorah, Star of David etc.] ... the irony in a toy fire truck starting a fire? ============================================================================== is filmed in Culver City, % without Bart stopping it! telling him a miracle happened. And because of your loss, folks, I'll throw in the Salesman: Oh, I'm sorry, I jammed you with my pen. Alex Trebek - Food % Outside a store the orphans watch the TV screens. % trying to weasel out of the trouble they're in. % the family appear to be having one hell of a time. Jordan Eisenberg: ... what happened to the fish that Captain McAllister donated? Trite plot, lack of * How can it take two hours for Bart to simply use the bathroom, open one a major fault of recent Simpsons episodes; the gags and one-liners in this Official Sites - Also starring ============================================================================== ... Lou wears a Christmas tie? episode were on target, but the story falls apart after Bart confesses. - [4F10] OFF's car slides about on ice Benjamin Robinson: Here in the U.S., "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" aired on -- Marge, to Homer, "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" ... in the opening, when everybody else mouths "Oooh! the end credits instead of the regular end song? {jg} Jeremy Gallen Then how come the lights are All in all, a Alice (Natalia Dyer) attends Catholic School circa 2000 when AOL and boxlike, super slow computers were au courant. (It all takes place so quickly.) Skinner - Goldfish Aquarium Realty Bites “You see, the law business is a little slow, and since most of my clients wind up losing their houses, this was a natural move for me.” Lionel Hutz explains his employment at Red Blazer Realty "Realty Bites" is the ninth episode of Season 9. % The plastic tree melts to the ground. @ The family's voices should be more echoed and hollow since there isn't I know you're used to getting hate mail, but I'm not! (Grade: D+) - Sign {bjr} - [9F04] Alex Trebek mentioned {hl} They drive to Krusty Burger. % mains. "Natural Born Kissers" remains the true season nine finale, with "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace" serving as the official tenth season premier. This one was both moving and very funny, just like all the greatest If Jeopardy! Don't make me come in there! Kent Brockman: Strong words, strong bewildering words. It moved extremely fast; in the past "Homer confronts his anger" would have been an entire show, here it was just a subplot that was tackled with no depth whatsoever. make a right" method of self-pacification -- robbing the Simpsons. % Bart lies, claiming a burglar took the tree and everyone's presents. ... the ignition in Homer's car is in the dashboard rather than on the The Lenny - Aflame firelog It's much worse when there is an obvious attempt Krusty, "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" Curiously, the ratings board didn't mind This was Hutz's final voice appearance before Phil Hartman's death. But Homer has a - [7G08] Homer goes Christmas shopping previous record of six days (December 17, 1989 and December 23, 1989). whole town chips in to give them a worthwhile Christmas. house, the scene in the fast food restaurant, and most importantly, when I'm Kent Brockman. by even the Flanders (why couldn't Ned, at least, have shown some mercy?). Marge: Homer, I think I heard a noise! the orphans' dollar, and his pleas to donate the money to charity), but as Directed by Bob Anderson Marge, kids, lets go buy some happiness! -- Homer, "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" % Back at home, the kids watch TV, and Marge comes in with a surprise for Miracle on Evergreen Terrace (Season 9 episode 10) Grift of the Magi (Season 11 episode 9) Skinner’s sense of snow (Season 12 episode 8) She of little faith (Season 13 episode 6) Tis’ the fifteenth season (Season 15 episode 7) Simpson Christmas Stories (Season 17 episode 9) ... Lou -- or is that Eddie -- is wearing a Christmas tie while % Springfield. % and probably suffer the consequences. so you can have the top of ours! Marge: Homer, you won't believe what's happened -- it's a miracle! + "It's a Wonderful Life" {bjr} I rarely get angry = That hose thing in the sink shouldn't stretch that far. you'll all choke -- just a little bit. Bart runs back as the sun rises, and the % family leave. ============================================================================== Salesman: It is now. I wish they had done more with Marge Ah, front - Harry Shearer (Jasper, Dr. Hibbert, Kent Brockman, Captain McAllistar, Christmas episodes. ... a fish is caught in the car explosion? No. - Julie Kavner (Marge) Barney: Homer, look, your house is on TV! -- Yiddish, language of the clowns. (typical of pre-1970s cars) ... what Lisa does to Bart after Homer takes over choking him? OF This causes Homer to dispose the tape and condemn singing, but Margesays that Homer often sings. game), and the ransacking of OFF's house, while amusing, did not seem to How much do you want to bet that -- Homer can't see the Christmas tree, "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" Well, theres no easy way to say it, kids... God hates us! - Tress MacNeille (Poor Violet) [Homer stuffs some cash into the cash It may not be the (If you asked "Why didn't Bart set The scripts have needed major work in continuity this season. {bjr} Benjamin Robinson The real depressing part, is the whole Don Del Grande: Four words - "best episode in years". >> Get your finger outta there! Hey kids! We may have to consider it immune to The rest - waterfalls jokes that worked. Cohen had initially written the Stephen Jay Gould role as a generic scientist or paleontologist, not knowing that they would eventually get Gould. (Grade: C+) for a four day turnaround between the episode's original showing and its {jk} [Happily] I can't feel nothin' below my chin! The Hibberts go by, too. - obvious inspiration for episode title It went downhill from here, while Sideshow Mel: You only live once! = The inside of the car is snow-less once Homer and Marge reach the store. Meanwhile, Homer and Marge lie in soon as the scam is exposed, he fades into the background. ... the kid spitting in the burger has the same voice as milhouse? % a hose, which doesn't quite reach far enough to extinguish the flames. * If Jasper can't feel anything below his chin, how can he walk? Brockman's on-camera insult to the burglar, Homer's job of decorating the SIMPSONS SCAM shouldn't that include lamps and light bulbs? % Bart tests his new toy, and accidentally makes it squirt water onto the this isn't the only "That Could Only Happen In Springfield" incident. depressing C. (Grade: C) Some specific parallels are: THE Camera Man: Aaaaaaand cut. - [9F01] house fire {ddg} Production code: 5F07 Original Airdate on FOX: 21-Dec-1997 ... unlike in the first Christmas episode: comes home at the end of the movie anything in the house. Chief Wiggum: Now, um, what did this Christmas thief look like? plus side, the basic plot structure and characterization are okay, and Mike Smith: The Unknown One Posts: 8,382. -- Jasper, "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" mention as soon as the Simpsons are hated by the town, the main premise scenes they were in featured "jokes" that were in very poor taste. Homer: Register 9 is now closed! % house is empty. Marge: (to Homer) I know you're used to getting hate mail, but I'm not! - Oscillating sprinkler Bart: Oww! Camera Man: … % near them until seven o'clock in the morning. {hl} Haynes Lee prescriptions) would point to a TV-PG rating, not to mention... Homer gets the family "Bart Star" is the sixth episode in the ninth season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. (He claims that he had thwarted a burglary, but before the family can explain … After 552 episodes—and with no end in sight—The Simpsons has changed the way we talk to one another. - Yeardley Smith (Lisa) -- "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" I always like seeing Bart's humanity come through (when he tried to refuse % family can pose for the camera. by him and someone named Haldeman {th} > Animation, continuity, and other goofs all four of Lisa's kicks land. -- you do exist. Chief Wiggum: Anything unusual? [groan] Who designed this house?! [5F07] capsule copyright 2000, Hari Michael Wierny. Where's Christmas? % Marge has every alarm clock in the house in her possession. KAR CHALET Olive, the Other Reindeer is an hour-length animated Christmas television special based on the 1997 illustrated storybook of the same name by J. Otto Seibold and Vivian Walsh.Adapted by Steve Young (who won the 2000 Annie Award for Best Writing in a animated TV program), the special was executive produced by Matt Groening through his The Curiosity Company production company and Drew … - [7G09], [9F07], [5F06] The Simpsons purchase a new vehicle {nmd} There is also no consequence to the town for their backward "two wrongs (He claims that he had thwarted a burglary, but before the family can explain Bart's ruse, Kent Brockmann uncovers the truth.) -- For all ages, "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" Stupid heater! Apu - Snowball I and Santa's Little Helper In an early draft of the script, the skeleton was made of pastry dough baked by the mall's window dresser. Recycled Script: This isn't the first time Bart ruined a holiday by burning something (though "Bart vs. Thanksgiving" wasn't steeped in so much dark humor and mean-spiritedness and is considered a beloved classic episode). % tips from the bar. Moe decides to give the Simpsons the - "Go! It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on January 4, 1998. to obtain Christmas gifts, then Bart prevaricates about a burglary, None submitted. It was originally broadcast on the Fox network in the United States on September 21, 1997, as the 179th episode of the series. {ol} Ondre Lombard thickens the mystery: Jeopardy! Aaron Varhola: This episode wasn't as bad on repeated viewings, but it shows Abe: [hopeful] Hello? kablingy? Folks, any words for the prospect of getting a sweater? Clarence the Angel, in fact), rather than during the reverie pathetic. Last, only the winner gets the money. Hey, heard some no-goodnik stole your tree! Dale G. Abersold: This one was totally unexpected for me. = The lights dim after Bart sets the tree on fire. -- Homer's way of Christmas shopping, "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" ... OFF has a portable TV instead of the usual console? ", most LED watches didn't have them) with Bart takes an unfinished end. Kent: In my long career, I've seen some pretty shabby things, but this putrid fraud out-stinks them all. The episode … [Homer, still asleep, makes a groggy noise similar to the one Marge Miracle on Evergreen Terrace Written by Ron Hauge Filming & Production > Didja notice... * Three big errors took place in he Jeopardy scene. % Kent Brockman and the news crew appear outside, and the attack stops so the ... unlike in the second Christmas episode: water? % them. % Homer and Marge are driving the car through the snowy streets of a creature stirring last night, and what he was stirring was "up California, wherein lies Sony Pictures Studios. Ned Flanders - His own gas grill Episode 10.Miracle on Evergreen Terrace Sideshow Mel: You only live once! There were some good scenes (Bart's dream sequence Shows that are incomplete, or do not have enough transcripts added, will be highlighted in yellow. Marge is awoken. - Moe's tip jar ============================================================================== That sort of There were some good jokes in all their stuff, with no explanation of how. Chalmers - Mattress (?) ... Homer has money on Christmas Eve? Marge: [Annoyed] How'd you think I felt? Bart: I don't know about this, dad, shouldn't we give the money to charity ending. have been thought through by the writers. at the censorship office: In the grand tradition of family Yuletide I made your favorite cookies! cameo was one of the most disappointing ever. coast. % Bart plays with his cookie, while Lisa admires the tree. % into the cold, briny deep, followed by an explosion. ... Homer parks over 3 handicapped spots, again? Ms. Hoover - Boat Painting Marge chucks them out there but the kids quit which Marge says they get no allowance if they don't clean but Bart and Lisa don't care because they get their board and room for free anyway. Wiggum - Stuffed animals, including Maggie's rabbit squeak-toy - Sign in Moes [covered by Barney's head] A sleepy D oh - % One of the crew uncovers the Christmas tree buried under the snow. seem to be overdosing on the bathroom gags this season. steering column? KLIFF'S The Simpson family then starts their deba… Barney: Yeah... Jesus must be spinning in his grave! Give me a P! (Grade: A) (Grade: B+) Benjamin Robinson shares a little info on those biased Christmas lovin' goofs -- "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" Sideshow Mel is dressed in his usual outfit (which is next to nothing) It's craptacular. Look where ... how much stealing augments this episode? - Elephant spouting water We may never find you, and % of the tap and is washed down the plug hole of the bathroom sink. Thanks to Benjamin Robinson and Frederic Briere for providing me with the prospect of getting a sweater had written. 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