Maybe you would like me if you got to know me. THE SIMPSONS / 1995 Original TV Show Script, Season 9 Episode 19, "Simpson Tide" AU $426.11. We need a decision. Directed By F.D. I thought you guys broke up. Episode Number The Simpsons 3F01 - Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily Episode Script. Well- [Imitating Dracula] "I 'vant' to suck your blood!". Tuck in that shirt. The fourth season of the American animated sitcom The Simpsons originally aired on the Fox network between September 24, 1992 and May 13, 1993, beginning with "Kamp Krusty".The showrunners for the fourth production season were Al Jean and Mike Reiss. The Simpsons 3F07 - Marge Be Not Proud Episode Script. This event creates a political schism between the USA and Russia; the Russian government reveals that the Soviet Union still exists, and that its fall was merely a ruse. Well, due to a recent presidential order... we're not allowed to ask that particular question. Gee, thanks, guys. Smithers: Uh, sir, that's Homer Simpson, and he's been working here for 10 years. Any information on unbroadcast episodes is preliminary and subject to change. Everyone's got an earring. Sorry. Captain Tenille takes a shine to Homer and when the Captain goes to check on a problem in the torpedo hatch, Homer is left in charge. But, uh, they're also covered. A dishonorable discharge. It's filling up with a clear, nonalcoholic liquid. Mayday, Mayday! Captain Tennille wishes to address you. You are all pastry chefs! [Imitating Peter Falk As Columbo] Uh, one more thi-. Joining the reserves was the best thing I ever did. catchphrase in a moss green vertical rectangle. Production Code “Simpson Tide” starts quickly, and the jokes maintain a steady barrage throughout the episode—the hallmarks of a solid episode. If The Simpsons was produced by Hanna-Barbera from seasons 1-12, then this would be one of the few variants to be used in seasons 9 and 10. Marge is the moralistic force in her family and often provides a grounding voice in the midst of her family's antics by trying to maintain order … She and her husband Homer have three children: Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. You stand accused... of eating half the population of the Planet of the Doughnuts. Tell me, young man. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Seaman Simpson, your actions have given the Navy... a black eye from which it may never recover. Very nice, Simpson. Simpson Tide I was the first to discover his terrible secret. 08/18/98 16:43 ♪[Chorus Singing] [Bell Ringing] [Tires Screeching] D'oh! Couch Gag This article is within the scope of WikiProject Ships, a project to improve all Ship-related articles.If you would like to help improve this and other articles, please join the project, or contribute to the project discussion.All interested editors are welcome. I always thought Lisa would be the one to get her ears pierced. Homer receives a dishonorable discharge and forgives Bart, as the earring saved his life. Well, I couldn't have done it without Bart. "My butt does not deserve its own website". Well, I'm not gonna let anything happen to my best friend. I'll bring you a weapon of unimaginable destructive power! Well, I'm not gonna let anything happen to my two best customers. The Simpsons (1989) Scripts Season 31 The Winter of Our Monetized Content S31E1 Go Big or Go Homer S31E2 The Fat Blue Line S31E3 Treehouse of Horror XXX S31E4 Gorillas on the Mast S31E5 Marge the Lumberjill S31E6 Livin la Pura Vida S31E7 Thanksgiving of Horror S31E8 Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? Well, I'm keeping this earring... and you can't stop me! The submarine ends up in Russian waters and is interpreted by the United States government as an attempt to defect. The Soviet Union? [Chuckling] Oh, Simpson! All right, all right. Mr. Burns: Oh, really? Captain, how are we supposed to get home with no equipment? Yes, he is handsome in an ugly sort of way. Homer, we got an enemy sub, closing in fast. The aired season contained two episodes which were hold-over episodes from season three, which Jean and … SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. [Chuckles]. Special Guest Voices I'll bring you back a hat. Maybe it's the salt water in my veins... or the nitrogen bubbles in my brain... but I've taken a real shine to you. [Speaking With French Accent] Congratulations! Didrt you ever do anything wild when you were a kid? You're like the son I never had. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist-, The Soviet Union will be pleased to offer amnesty to your wayward "wessel.". On April 19, 1987 “The Simpsons” premiered as shorts on “The Tracey Ullman Show.” And after three years, it was spun off into its own primetime show on Fox. I don't believe this. THE SIMPSONS / 1995 Original TV Show Script, Season 9 Episode 19, "Simpson Tide" C $275.18. (Annoyed Grunt)" AU $426.11. The captairll know what to do. Ladies and gentlemen... we're in a tough spot, and I don't know if we're gonna get out. Many of the scripts are annotated by Meyer and/or others. If they're gonna fire on us... we'll respond in kind! Mellow out, everybody. Oh, really! And although my religion strictly forbids military service-. [Chuckles] Well, I'm no Margaret Cho... but I do a pretty fair Columbo impression. To use this banner, please see the full instructions. [Laughing] Yes! We place this last doughnut in the reactor core... exposing it to radiation, thereby making it big! Within ten minutes, the power plant is on fire and Homer is fired (after initially pretending it is his first day). Why did you think you could lie to me? I don't want to go to school today! As earrings become a fad, Bart gets his ear pierced, much to Homer's outrage. Well, better make it quick, kiddo. https://list.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_one-time_characters_in_The_Simpsons I think part of that comes from the fact that they were reuniting with director Tony Scott, who had directed Top Gun and Days of … SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. Then can I get a tattoo that says, "Bite me"? I'm clapping. You're all in the naval reserve. Carry on. 3G04 THE SIMPSONS / 1995 Original TV Show Script, Season 9 Episode 19, "Simpson Tide" $198.00. At this point, an enemy submarine approaches Homer's, and Homer immediately responds by giving the order to fire a torpedo. The proud men and women of the navy are fighting for freedom. [Screams] ♪[TVTheme] Homer Simpson! Homer thinks up a solution: he places the donut in the reactor core in an attempt to make it huge. Stub This article has been rated as Stub-Class on the project's quality scale. Although the episode is partly based on the film Crimson Tide, the original episode pitch was made before the film was released. Although Jean would later return to run the show, it was the last episode that Reiss received an executive producer credit for. The following is a list of the episode titles and summaries of FOX's longest-running animated sitcom The Simpsons, centered on a dysfunctional yellow-skinned family living in the unreachable city of Springfield and trying to deal with modern life. Captain, the renegade sub is directly below us. You'll never get a response talking to my son like that. Uh, is the poop deck really what I think it is? And you're like the father I never visit. Simpsons episode scripts Since The Simpsons is one of the most quoted shows in television history, this section is a godsend to all Simpsons freaks. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); What on earth possessed you to get an earring? Flowers couch gag Hmm. Show Runner Steady as she goes- On second thought, go right. I guess that's it. It saved us all. Congratulations, sailors. After the release of the film, the writers decided to start incorporating stuff from the movie in the script. After being fired from the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, Homer decides to join the United States Navy Reserve.The episode was the second and last to be written by Joshua Sternin and Jeffrey Ventimilia and was the final episode … Free shipping . Simpson Tide is the nineteenth episode of Season 9 (produced in 1996, but originally an episode for season 7, but was pushed back to two years and two seasons later for unknown reasons, plus, it was also originally going to be an episode as the seventh season finale). Drop the depth charges. 00060. 09x19 - Simpson Tide. Get back here, boy. You are all World War I historical re-creationists. Well, guys, I won't be seeir ya for a while. "Are you a homosex-". However, Captain Tenille is in the torpedo hatch and is fired at the other submarine. Sir! 1 Contents 1.1 "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson" 1.2 "The Principal and the Pauper" 1.3 "Lisa's Sax" 1.4 "Treehouse of Horror VIII" 1.5 "The Cartridge Family" 1.6 "Bart Star" 1.7 "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons" 1.8 "Lisa the Skeptic" 1.9 "Realty Bites" 1.10 "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" 1.11 "All Singing, All Dancing" 1.12 "Bart Carny" 1.13 "The Joy of Sect" 1.14 "Das Bus" … Takes like 5 minutes. Very well. What do you want out of life? Well, sir, "treason season" started early this year... as a nuclear sub was hijacked by local man Homer Simpson. <-- Back to List of Shows Shows with not enough episodes listed, or no episodes listed at all, will be highlighted in red. The episode was the second and last to be written by Joshua Sternin and Jeffrey Ventimilia and was also the only episode directed by Milton Gray. The first episode was broadcast on December 17, 1989 with the Christmas themed “Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire.” The show was an instant hit and became a cultural phenomenon. © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. You just shot the captain out of the torpedo tube. Homer and the others attend the Naval academy and soon graduate. Anyways, here we have Homer in a position of where he is shouting his signature "D'OH!" Moe, Barney, and Apu also choose to join him. Many individuals have contributed to them over the past decade, though they have been principally the work of Raymond Chen, Chris Baird, James A. Cherry, Frederic Briere, Hari Michael Wierny and, presently, Benjamin Robinson and Andrew Gill. You have 10 seconds to explain your actions... before we open fire! Maybe it's time I gave something back.” Homer Simpson Simpson Tide is the nineteenth episode of Season 9 (produced in 1996, but originally an episode for season 7, but was pushed back to two years and two seasons later for unknown reasons, plus, it was also originally going to be an episode as … Nuclear war is anticipated until the US Navy drops depth charges on Homer's sub, aiming either to destroy it or force it to surface. THE EPISODE IS "MOMMIE BEEREST" THE SCRIPT IS IN EXCELLENT CONDITION. Marjorie Jacqueline "Marge" Simpson (née Bouvier) (born October 1, 1956), the deuteragonist of The Simpsons, is the homemaker and full-time mom of the Simpson family. Well, when I was 10, I got my ear pierced. Original Airdate Milton Gray. Nuh-uh. But you're in Lubbock, Texas, hosing the stains off a monument. Oh, I think I can make it out. Homer and company were forced to participate in the annual war games and were placed on board a nuclear submarine, under the command of Captain Tenille, with whom Homer instantly clicked. The consequent explosion causes a pinhole leak in the submarine's wall. In five minutes, this place is becoming a Starbucks. The Simpsons 1F17 - Lisa's Rival Episode Script. And another thing: when people come up to me and say, "Hey, little buddy.". Simpson Tide “You know, Lisa, I've taken a lot from this country. It was difficult for them to figure out how to get the captain off of the sub and they eventually decided to have him shot out of the torpedo tube. Oh, I "wuv" you so- What are you lookir at? That's the best we could have hoped for. That's what we wanted you to think! Next weekend, we're having our annual war games. Why did you think you could lie to me? From United States. Free shipping . But only if you're good. "The Simpsons" Simpson Tide (TV Episode 1998) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. F.D. The capsules are the heart of the archive. Sorry. As Homer's defense attorney, I feel we should be merci-. Since I've never seen you before, maybe it is your first day. Joshua SterninJeffrey Ventimilia That's a vampire. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons 09x19 - Simpson Tide. The engine room has sprung a leak. Joshua Sternin and Jeffrey Ventimilia, the episode writers, were working on Jean and Reiss's show The Critic at the time, and pitched an episode where Homer joins the naval reserve. Homer: I-It's my first day. THE SIMPSONS / 2005 TV Show Script, Season 18 Episode 5. Then I'll whomp him with my hat! note: there was exactly one good episode after the poochie debacle, but that one (“simpson tide”) was from a script written several seasons previously. Boy, I guess I was wrong about that earring. That hurts! The Navy drill sergeant was voiced by Michael Carrington, who had written the season four episode "Homer's Triple Bypass". The H-B script is lemon yellow. Ice-blended mocha drinks and David Schwimmer. Uh, sir, we found the problem. I would throw the book at you, but I've been indicted in the Tailhook scandal. You know, Lisa, I've taken a lot from this country. "G.I. https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Simpson_Tide?oldid=928921. You never know when it might come in handy. The other sub fires back at them, and Homer gives the order to retreat. I mean home. Crimson Tide was, along with Bad Boys, at the beginning of the resurgence of producers Don Simpson (who would pass away in 1996) and Jerry Bruckheimer's influence over American action films in the mid-'90s, and it remains one of their best offerings. I lost this eye in Haiti. Homer Simpson! Just fill out this form, and you're on your way to the reserve. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. The collection consist of scripts files for the television program The Simpsons, related directly to the career of George Meyer. Simpson Tide - Captain Tenille The Simpsons season 9 saw Homer join the Navy in the episode “Simpson Tide”. In the original draft, Bart snuck on board the submarine with Homer. In an edition of "Kent's People", Kent Brockman tells the story of Frank Grimes, a man who "had to struggle for everything he got in life." The Deer Hunter? They were trying to do it "for the comedy of it", but couldn't get the draft to work, so it was cut. Bob Denver voices himself in the episode and was directed by Mike Reiss. Shows that are incomplete, or do not have enough transcripts added, will be highlighted in yellow. In the event of nuclear war, we can only save our best and brightest. I feel good about myself, I'm helping my country... and later, I'm gonna get Gilligars autograph. Attention on deck! Bored as usual, Homer plans to take up a new career in the Navy, where he single-handedly cuts the ribbon on treason season by charting a submarine into Russian waters. The Episode QuickList: Maintained by: Jouni Paakkinen Formerly by: Matthew Kurth & Brian Petersen The Episode QuickList is a brief listing of the Tracey Ullman Show shorts, 30-minute episodes and music videos with their production numbers, listed in order of original broadcast. l-It's my first day. Uh, huh-That reminds me. Fifteen seconds to collision. I was running a diagnostic... and there was an obstruction in torpedo tube number one. "G.I. The show was created by Matt Groening (who also made Life in Hell, and later Futurama and Disenchantment), and is considered one of … Free shipping . Mike Reiss considers the sequence where Russia returns to being the Soviet Union to be "the nuttiest the show has ever been". [Laughing]. The Simpsons 3F12 - Bart the Fink Episode Script. THE SIMPSONS / 1995 TV Script, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield" Homey, I really don't think this navy thing is a good idea. $300.00. [Snores]. The files may include story notes, outlines, and/or various drafts of scripts for seasons two through six, written or co-authored by Meyer. Rod Steiger as Captain TenilleBob Denver as himself I don't like you, and you don't like me. Meanwhile, Bart gets his ear pierced, just like Milhouse. Simpson Tide Mr. Burns: How could you be so irresponsible? Homer, Lenny and Carl all want a doughnut, but only one is left. Michael Schiffer, one of the writers of the film Crimson Tide is said to have enjoyed this episode. marks an episode with not enough content. He uses it to plug the leak and saves the submarine. These transcripts are perfect for finding that exact quotation you're trying to remember, reciting … I think she's hot! Homer: It's my first day. We'll either destroy it, or force it to surface. In my opinion, "Simpson Tide" is one of the worst episodes of Season 9, preceded only by the clip show, "All Singing, All Dancing." And most of that time, you're drunk off your ass. Capsules for the most recent seasons may not be yet finished. Rod Steiger guest stars as Captain Tenille and was directed by Al Jean. Oh. We have orders not to fire on anybody but Greenpeace. "Simpson Tide" is the nineteenth episode of The Simpsons' ninth season. Blacula, followed by Blackenstein... and the Blunchblack of Blotre Blame. "My butt does not deserve its own website" I'm sorry, guys. I told him that photo would come back to haunt him. The Simpsons 3F15 - A Fish Called Selma Episode Script. ♪ [Continues Singsong] I am not listening! Mr. Burns: Since I've never seen you before, maybe it is your first day. Therefore, space in the fallout shelter will be reserved for... Lisa Simpson, Martin Rrince, our championship kickball team... and Sherri, but not Terri. After basic training, you'll only have to work one weekend a month. Are you thinking of joining the naval reserve? That's not funny. Now, Simpson, because of your many years as a nuclear technician... we're putting you on a nuclear sub. The vessel surfaces and Homer is taken to be prosecuted; however, he is let off the hook because all of the officers at his hearing are under indictment for various offenses. Please remain calm, and think of your loved ones. specifically forbids the wearing of earrings... unless you're of Gypsy extraction. What would the captain say in my spot? Even if you're not. They are later forced to participate in the annual war games and are placed on board a Nuclear submarine which is under the command of Captain Tenille. Chalkboard Gag » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. All right, Simpson. We got a pinole leak and there's no way to plug it. This was the last episode Al Jean and Mike Reiss executive produced together, although both would return in season 13 with Jean as showrunner and Reiss as a producer. Attention, Homer Simpson. Meanwhile, the entire school is impressed when Milhouse gets an earring. The crew all believe their situation is fatal until Homer remembers the earring he took from Bart. You're in the naval reserve: America's 17 th line of defense... between the Mississippi National Guard and the League of Women Voters. Not with the olive branch, but the bayonet. Setting course for Rigel Seven. Homer says goodbye to his family, except for Bart due to the earring. Whenever an American vessel leaves port... the crew sings this ancient sea chanty: A'one, a'two, a'three-. THIS AUCTION IS FOR THE ORIGINAL THE SIMPSONS SCRIPT. [Smooching Sound] Well, I guess that's everyone. Yes. Some idiot threw this in the reactor core. Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire (26) Bart the Genius (10) Homer's Odyssey (6) There's No Disgrace Like Home (5) Bart the General (4) Moaning Lisa (4) Call of the Simpsons (4) The Telltale Head (5) Life on the Fast Lane (6) Homer's Night Out (2) The Crepes of Wrath (5) Krusty Gets Busted (8) Some Enchanted Evening (6) Season 2. But next time, tie the other end to the ship! posted by Reclusive Novelist Thomas Pynchon at 8:05 AM on December 12, 2020 [ 2 favorites ] How could you be so irresponsible? Written By Bart bitterly gives the earring to Homer, who then boards the submarine. [Speaking Loud] Sorry, I can't hear you, Marge. All rights reserved. I was drinkir a mai tai... and I forgot to take the little parasol out. We're shuttir down for a while. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. It just slipped out. The episode starts off well with Homer's dream and zany antics, but quickly goes downhill when Joshua Sternin and Jeffrey Ventimilia rely strictly on parody for cheap laughs...this could be why they've only been involved with two Simpson's episodes. Shine those shoes, mister. This is just like The Deer Hunter. "Simpson Tide" was one of two season nine episodes that was executive produced by Al Jean and Mike Reiss, who together were the showrunners for the third and fourth seasons. March 29, 1998 And hit me over the head with a hat? I'll tell ya a war story! [As Himself] I should get a glass of water. However, as Bart attempts to impress everyone in school with his earring, only to find out that every student has his/her own earring, except for Lisa, who is forbidden by Homer to do so. While lying on the couch at home, Homer sees a recruitment ad on TV for the Naval Reserve and plans to make a difference and enlist. You can't spell "dishonorable" without "honorable.". You're a disgrace to this family... and its proud naval tradition. I could go to jail. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on March 29, 1998. Aw, that's sweet, honey. Al JeanMike Reiss Shows that have pages created for all episodes, but are not fully formatted, will be highlighted in light blue. All right, you thumb-sucking worms... let's get one thing straight: your mamas ain't here to help ya. We live in a highly technological age where fighting a war... is as simple as turning off a light. Ah, that's not a war story! Although I'm morally opposed to the military-industrial complex... of which you are now a part. 197 I, too, would punish you... but I'm under indictment for accepting bribes from military contractors. Oh, for God's sake, don't answer that. THE SIMPSONS / 2005 TV Show Script, Season 18 Episode 5. Lecture #8 - On the Water BalloonIf you join Robinhood, we'll both get a share of stock like Apple, Groupon, Ford, or Sprint for free! 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